Now that Kelly and Jack are all grown up and the reality show has come to an end, Ozzy needed something to occupy his days, so he contacted Amazing Balloon-A-Grams for possible singing telegram work.

Considering his impressive resume as the origional "Prince of Darkness", we thought we'd give old Iron Man a shot.

Stumbling into your home or office with a gothic balloon bouquet, Ozzy cranks out a medley of his all-time hard-core classics that will have bats everywhere fleeing for their bleepin' lives.