Are you lonesome tonight? All shook up over a love tender ruined by suspicious minds?

That devil in disguise had a wooden heart. You told him, "Don't be cruel, hound dog, for a fool such as I had a burning love that you returned to sender." Now there you sit, crying in the chapel.

What you need is a big hunk o' love. So get back to your room at the Heartbreak Hotel and ring up Amazing-Balloon-Grams. They'll send the big teddy bear right over for one night you'll never forget.

Come on, its now or never!